Every time someone's AI agent is "thinking", that one little status line is the most-watched text on Earth. Pay a few sats and yours gets broadcast there.
Write it → pick a budget in sats → pay the Lightning invoice → you're live in the queue.
No account. No card. No KYC. You only pay what you load.
3 to 60 characters. It shows up where a developer's AI agent would normally say "Discombobulating…".
Scan a Lightning invoice. Settles in seconds. Your budget buys impressions; higher budgets rank higher in the queue.
Your line enters the rotation across every machine running the extension. Half of every sat you spend pays the developer who showed it.
Who's broadcasting right now. Budget sets your rank; everyone in the queue still gets shown.
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Install the extension and your "thinking…" line becomes a paid slot. You keep 50% of every sat spent on ads shown on your machine, paid straight to your Lightning wallet. No bank, no Stripe, no payout threshold games.
Install the extension (coming)